O Sr. Bispo Emérito de Setúbal, conhecido por bispo vermelho por ter defendido os trabalhadores e as pessoas mais pobres durante o consulado governativo do Mário Soares, alerta todos os portugueses de boa vontade para estarem atentos às manobras do Belzebu que nos governa.
O casamento gay é uma perfeita palhaça e um insulto a todas as famílias portuguesas, cristãs, doutras religiões ou mesmo sem religião.
Nesta altura que muitas famílias pobres passam grandes dificuldades e necessidades, por força da governação perdulária e capitalista deste governo socretino, espero que o Partido Comunista não vote a favor daquela lei socretina e que constitui uma ofensa a todas as famílias operárias e camponesas.
Esse dito «casamento» é só para encher o ego dalguns artistas burgueses e depravados!
Não tem nada a ver com direitos humanos, pois em Portugal os homossexuais não são perseguidos e até em certas instâncias é que mandam e até estão impunes.
Recent revelations from Santa’s North Pole Lab (NPL) reveal that smart technologies indistinguishable from magic propel his sleigh.
Recent revelations from Santa’s North Pole Lab (NPL) reveal that smart technologies indistinguishable from magic propel his sleigh.
Aerospace and mechanical engineer, professor Larry Silverberg at North Carolina State University, just completed a visiting-scholar program at Santa’s Workshop-North Pole Labs (SW-NPL) where he learned about the technologies used to deliver presents worldwide in one night.
“Santa, over a thousand years ago along with his elves, migrated to the North Pole,” said Silverberg. “They make up a technologically and morally advanced society with tremendous capabilities–delivering all those presents and pulling-off what is really a miracle.”
Santa’s advanced technologies range from aerodynamics to thermodynamics to materials science, according to Silverberg. For instance, the trusses of Santa’s sleigh are made of a honeycombed titanium alloy that is very lightweight but up to 20 times stronger than steel. The aerodynamic shape of the sleigh and its runner also morph during flight, to reduce drag while in route and to provide extra stability for landings on steeply pitched roofs.
All the outer surfaces of the sleigh are covered in a nanostructured “skin” that is porous and according to Silverberg maintains a constant low-pressure zone around the sleigh, thereby quelling turbulence to reduce drag by as much as 90 percent.
The sleigh is also studded with smart sensors, and a special laser range finder that can read the temperature and speed up of winds and thermals up ahead, then calculate an optimal path for maximum energy efficiency.
“Efficiency is key,” said Silverberg. “Because a lot of the ongoing research at SW-NPL today focuses on whether magic is a renewable resource.”
Santa’s most beloved technology is his reversible thermodynamic processor or “magic toy sack.” According to Silverberg, Santa’s sack manufactures toys inside its skin by converting the pure carbon from soot in chimneys in a reverse-burning process that had been thought to be irreversible. GPS coordinates enable the reversible thermodynamic processor in the sack’s skin to assemble the right toy for all good boys and girls just-in-time.
The most advanced technology on Santa’s sleigh is the relativity cloud it generates around the vehicle, including his jet-pack equipped reindeer. Using Einstein’s theory of relativity, Santa stretches time inside the cloud to correspond to how long it will take him to visit 80 million homes spread over an area of 200 million square miles. The clouds of relativity then maintain a controlled rip-in-time, giving Santa as much time as he needs to deliver the packages which nevertheless appear under trees on the same night.
“Relativity clouds are controllable domains, rips-in-time that allow him months to deliver presents while only a few minutes pass on Earth,” said Silverberg. “The presents are truly delivered in a wink of an eye.”
Santa’s team of reindeer use jet-packs that are powered by cold-fusion reactors, which Silverberg claims is one of NPLs most closely guarded secrets.
Estou-me ambientalmente nas tintas para os natais correctos ou incorrectos.
Ambientalmente correcto, sem ironias, é o subsídio de Natal.
Só por isso, quase que sou católico.
Mas não tem nada a ver com o pai natal ou com trenós e muito menos com o menino Jesus, que agora até treina o Benfica.
Se quiserem, tenham boas festas!
BLASFÉMIAS
Óptimo cartoon !
Duplamente a propósito !
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Bom Natal para todos os blasfemos.
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O Sr. Bispo Emérito de Setúbal, conhecido por bispo vermelho por ter defendido os trabalhadores e as pessoas mais pobres durante o consulado governativo do Mário Soares, alerta todos os portugueses de boa vontade para estarem atentos às manobras do Belzebu que nos governa.
O casamento gay é uma perfeita palhaça e um insulto a todas as famílias portuguesas, cristãs, doutras religiões ou mesmo sem religião.
Nesta altura que muitas famílias pobres passam grandes dificuldades e necessidades, por força da governação perdulária e capitalista deste governo socretino, espero que o Partido Comunista não vote a favor daquela lei socretina e que constitui uma ofensa a todas as famílias operárias e camponesas.
Esse dito «casamento» é só para encher o ego dalguns artistas burgueses e depravados!
Não tem nada a ver com direitos humanos, pois em Portugal os homossexuais não são perseguidos e até em certas instâncias é que mandam e até estão impunes.
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Santa’s Sleigh Propelled by Smart Technologies
Recent revelations from Santa’s North Pole Lab (NPL) reveal that smart technologies indistinguishable from magic propel his sleigh.
Recent revelations from Santa’s North Pole Lab (NPL) reveal that smart technologies indistinguishable from magic propel his sleigh.
Aerospace and mechanical engineer, professor Larry Silverberg at North Carolina State University, just completed a visiting-scholar program at Santa’s Workshop-North Pole Labs (SW-NPL) where he learned about the technologies used to deliver presents worldwide in one night.
“Santa, over a thousand years ago along with his elves, migrated to the North Pole,” said Silverberg. “They make up a technologically and morally advanced society with tremendous capabilities–delivering all those presents and pulling-off what is really a miracle.”
Santa’s advanced technologies range from aerodynamics to thermodynamics to materials science, according to Silverberg. For instance, the trusses of Santa’s sleigh are made of a honeycombed titanium alloy that is very lightweight but up to 20 times stronger than steel. The aerodynamic shape of the sleigh and its runner also morph during flight, to reduce drag while in route and to provide extra stability for landings on steeply pitched roofs.
All the outer surfaces of the sleigh are covered in a nanostructured “skin” that is porous and according to Silverberg maintains a constant low-pressure zone around the sleigh, thereby quelling turbulence to reduce drag by as much as 90 percent.
The sleigh is also studded with smart sensors, and a special laser range finder that can read the temperature and speed up of winds and thermals up ahead, then calculate an optimal path for maximum energy efficiency.
“Efficiency is key,” said Silverberg. “Because a lot of the ongoing research at SW-NPL today focuses on whether magic is a renewable resource.”
Santa’s most beloved technology is his reversible thermodynamic processor or “magic toy sack.” According to Silverberg, Santa’s sack manufactures toys inside its skin by converting the pure carbon from soot in chimneys in a reverse-burning process that had been thought to be irreversible. GPS coordinates enable the reversible thermodynamic processor in the sack’s skin to assemble the right toy for all good boys and girls just-in-time.
The most advanced technology on Santa’s sleigh is the relativity cloud it generates around the vehicle, including his jet-pack equipped reindeer. Using Einstein’s theory of relativity, Santa stretches time inside the cloud to correspond to how long it will take him to visit 80 million homes spread over an area of 200 million square miles. The clouds of relativity then maintain a controlled rip-in-time, giving Santa as much time as he needs to deliver the packages which nevertheless appear under trees on the same night.
“Relativity clouds are controllable domains, rips-in-time that allow him months to deliver presents while only a few minutes pass on Earth,” said Silverberg. “The presents are truly delivered in a wink of an eye.”
Santa’s team of reindeer use jet-packs that are powered by cold-fusion reactors, which Silverberg claims is one of NPLs most closely guarded secrets.
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Mr. António Monteiro, 4
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Épa, mesmo com a crise o pai natal continua gordinho…
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Quando é que o Avô Cantigas marca eleições? em Abril?
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Continuação de bom Natal para TODOS (quer gostem de vacas, de vitelas, de novilho ou de bois)…
#6, Dá p´ra traduzir em resumido?
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“Natal ambientalmente correcto”
Estou-me ambientalmente nas tintas para os natais correctos ou incorrectos.
Ambientalmente correcto, sem ironias, é o subsídio de Natal.
Só por isso, quase que sou católico.
Mas não tem nada a ver com o pai natal ou com trenós e muito menos com o menino Jesus, que agora até treina o Benfica.
Se quiserem, tenham boas festas!
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best wishes of heavy christmas and drunken new year with jingle balls
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ainda mais interessante e o termo politicamente correcto não se aplica, é simplesmente económicamente correcto:
http://aeiou.expresso.pt/video-empresario-portugues-revoluciona-industria-eolica=f554210
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assim, até deve estar melhor:
ainda mais interessante, e, o termo politicamente correcto, não se aplica, é, simplesmente, economicamente correcto:
http://aeiou.expresso.pt/video-empresario-portugues-revoluciona-industria-eolica=f554210
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Imagens impressionantes da poluição na china
http://www.chinahush.com/2009/10/21/amazing-pictures-pollution-in-china/
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ão estamops a passar um natal correcto, pois com os imbecis que nos governam, estamos a ser roubados!
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