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THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SACRED COW AND A MAD COW IS THAT A MAD COW CLAIMS IS DOING IT FOR FREE….ROADKILL.CLAIMS A S.S STATUS( VULGUS RCAS)
Bacon fries on pavement as heat wave grips China
Aug 01, 2013 by The Associated Press

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Bacon fries on pavement as heat wave grips ChinaEnlarge
A man cools off in a fountain at a park in Shanghai, China, Thursday, Aug. 1, 2013. Hot weather has set in with temperatures rising up to 40 degrees Celsius (104 degrees Fahrenheit) in Shanghai. (AP Photo/Eugene Hoshiko)
It’s been so hot in China that people are grilling shrimp on manhole covers, eggs are hatching without incubators and a highway billboard has mysteriously caught fire by itself.

Extreme heat began hitting Shanghai and several eastern and southern provinces in early July and is expected to grip much of China through mid-August.
Shanghai set its record high temperature of 40.6 C (105 F) on July 26, and Thursday’s heat marked the city’s 28th day above 35 C.

The highest temperature overall was recorded in the eastern city of Fenghua, which recorded its historic high of 42.7 degrees (108.9 F) on July 24.
On Tuesday, the director of the China Meteorological Administration activated a “level 2” emergency response to the persistent heat wave. This level requires around-the-clock staffing, the establishment of an emergency command center and frequent briefings.
Some Chinese in heat-stricken cities have been cooking shrimps, eggs and bacon in skillets placed directly on manhole covers or on road pavement that has in some cases heated up to 60 degrees C (140 F).
Bacon fries on pavement as heat wave grips ChinaEnlarge
A boy cools off in a fountain at a park in Shanghai, China, Thursday, Aug. 1, 2013. Hot weather has set in with temperatures rising up to 40 degrees Celsius (104 degrees Fahrenheit) in Shanghai. (AP Photo/Eugene Hoshiko)
In one photo displayed prominently in the China Daily newspaper, a boy tended to shrimps and an egg in a pan over a manhole cover in eastern Chinese city of Jinan.
In the port city of Ningbo in Zhejiang province, glass has cracked in the heat, vehicles have self-combusted, and a highway billboard caught fire by itself, sending up black smoke in the air, according to China Central Television. The broadcaster said the heat might have shorted an electrical circuit on the billboard.
In the southern province of Hunan, a housewife grabbed several eggs stored at room temperature only to find half-hatched chicks, state media reported.
A joke making the rounds: The only difference between me and barbequed meat is a little bit of cumin.

Read more at: http://phys.org/news/2013-08-bacon-fries-pavement-china.html#jCp

Publicat de Mad Cow

Etichete: ROADKILL CLAIMS ARAB SUCKS

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não, tu queres ser vaca sagrada

eu abomino o sagrado em vaccas de carvalho ou em vaccas do caralho

são animaes estúpidos

que foram sagrados em dottore

e há tantas

e tantas bezerras como tu

F
RANCISCO
M
ANUEL
C
ARDOSO
C
ASTRO
R
EGO
Formação Académica
1999, Agregação, Instituto Superior de Agronomia, Universidade Técnica de Lisboa.
1986, Doutoramento, Forestry and Wildlife and Range Management at University of Idaho Universidade de Idaho
(EUA)
1978, Licenciatura em Silvicultura, Instituto Superior de Agronomia, Universidade Técnica de Lisboa
Actividades anteriores
Maio 2004 – , Director-Geral da Direcção-Geral dos Recursos Florestais, Ministério da Agricultura, do
Desenvolvimento Rural e das Pescas;
2003- , Vice-Presidente, AIFM – the International Association of Mediterranean Forests;
2002-03, Professor no Mestrado de Gestão de Recursos Flores
tais, Universidade de Trás-os-Montes e Alto Douro;
2002-04, Professor no Mestrado em Gestão e Conservação da Natureza, Escola Superior Agrária de Castelo Branco
/ Universidade dos Açores;
2002-04, Director do Conselho de Administração do European Forest Institute;
2001-02, Coordenador Nacional, Comissão Nacional Especializada em Fogos Florestais;
2000-01, Adjunto do Ministro da Agricultura, Ministério da Agricultura, Desenvolvimento Rural e das Pescas
1998, Consultor, Expo 98;
1996-2000, Director, Estação Florestal Nacional;
1995- , Coordenador do Centro de Ecologia Aplicada “Prof. Baeta Neves” – Inst. Sup. Agronomia;
1994, Coordenador Nacional da Resolução H2, Conferência Ministerial para a Protecção das Florestas na Europa;
1992-98, Prof. Associado, Instituto Superior de Agronomia, Universidade Técnica de Lisboa;
1992-95, Presidente do Conselho Directivo, Instituto Superior de Agronomia;
1987 – 1991, Professor, Universidade de Trás-os-Montes e Alto Douro

e todas as vaccas têm múltiplos estábulos

a vacca sagrada de Nafarros tem até vaccarias prás vacances

logo é humano quereres ser vacca louca pelo phoder

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ou seja davas um bom consultor da expo 98 como o acima indexado…

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