Teólogos tremei: o BE vai rever o Antigo e o Novo Testamento

Estas palhaçadas têm como único objectivo desviar as atenções dos néscios portugueses da continuação da austeridade/restrição da governação do PS apoiada pelo partido comunista, bloco de esquerda e verdes. A nossa situação é de descalabro total, ninguém investe e a banca precisa de um resgate urgente, quem vai dar estas notícias aos portugueses? O bloco precisa de ler umas coisas sobre a 1ª república e talvez fosse prudente não se meter com a religião.

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Do Talmud de Jerusalém:

Jesus was born out of wedlock (Mishna Yebamoth 4,13) to His mother, Miriam, and her lover Pantera (Shabbat 104b). She is said to have been the descendant of princes and rulers, and to have played the harlot with a carpenter (Sanhedrin 106a). Jesus spent time in Egypt, from where He learned magic. He was a magician who deceived and led Israel astray. He mocked at the words of the wise, was tainted with heresy, and was thus excommunicated (Sanhedrin 107b). He called Himself God, also the Son of Man, and said that He would go up to heaven (Jerusalem Taanit 65a). He was “near to the kingdom” and had five disciples (Sanhedrin 43a). He was tried in Lydda as a deceiver and as a teacher of apostasy (Tosephta Sanhedrin X, 11: Jerusalem Sanhedrin 25c,d). He was executed in Lydda, on the eve of Passover, which was also the eve of the Sabbath, by being stoned and hung, or crucified (Tosephta Sanhedrin IX, 7). For forty days a herald proclaimed that He was to be stoned, and invited evidence in His favor, but none was given (Sanhedrin 43a). He (under the name of Balaam) was put to death by Pinchas the Robber (Pontius Pilate?) when He was thirty-three years old (Sanhedrin 106b). He was punished in Gehenna by the means of boiling filth (Gittin 56b, 57a). Finally, under the name of Balaam, He is one of those excluded from the world to come (Mishna Sanhedrin X, 2).

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O cartaz está mal aproveitado, podiam ter aproveitado para lançar mais uma causa fracturante. Era tão simples, “Jesus também tinha 2 pais e nasceu de uma barriga de aluguer”, et voilá, a ganza é que devia estar estragada e nem se lembraram desta.

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